Friday, July 3, 2026

BOOK REVIEW: Home Is Where the Bodies Are by Jeneva Rose

3 ‘Meh’ Stars

On the heels of reading You Shouldn’t Have Come Here, I decided to check out other titles by the author. I couldn’t resist the cool VHS tape cover of Home Is Where the Bodies Are and the premise sounded promising.  But, as the saying goes, you can’t judge a book by its cover.

Instead of a suspense-thriller like the cover suggests, this story is bogged down by dysfunctional family drama as three thirty-something siblings gather following the passing of their mother only to discover that their family mementos include home videos of a dead body, a scene which their parents appear complicit in.  The opening chapters of the mother dying are depressing, and the rest is a lot of sibling resentment and squabbles.  The adult children do not solve the mystery; they just stumble through it. There are flawed characters and then there’s just face in your palm characters and these fall in the latter category—especially the parents. By the end, they were reprehensible.

Speaking of the recently departed mother, her chapters were particularly cringey to get through. The attempts to paint a picture of 1999 was not only blatantly forced but led to awkward narration that didn’t resemble how a person would talk or think in the moment. Not to mention some of the cultural references were off. It was painfully clear this was not written by a Gen Xer who knew the decade firsthand, but by someone younger trying to pretend like they did.

For the record, people weren’t walking around in 1999 describing what other people were wearing while also pointing out technology (by brand name to boot) that coincidentally was going to be obsolete in twenty years. And moms sure weren’t standing around taking selfies with their bestie neighbor because they would have known those doubles they were promising to get would be a waste of film processing since cameras of that decade were not designed to be used that way and thus, aside from a lucky shot, it didn’t turn out. Oh and teenagers weren’t knocking on doors asking for someone to come out and play. (Not ‘hang out’ or ‘go do something’, or even ‘play [insert sport]’ but plain old childlike “play” as if they were six.)

To say the book could be researched better is a bit of an understatement especially when you also factor in the inaccuracies with everything from safety deposit boxes to the inheritance process.

All in all, while the plot had potential, it fails in execution.  The mood lacks suspense and thrill. The characters don't exactly come across as people you can really root for. And the ending message of forgiveness felt like it belonged more in a hokey but misogynist Sunday church sermon than a supposed thriller novel with a broken and bloody VHS tape cover.

It would be like seeking forgiveness for Jason Voorhees. 😱 


*Title borrowed from library. All reviews written by Book-Bosomed Book Blog are honest opinions.



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Monday, June 29, 2026

BOOK REVIEW: You Shouldn't Have Come Here by Jeneva Rose

    It sure has been a while 

    (*dusts off the cobwebs* surveys the clean-up needed*) 

    Well one thing at a time. 

    Speaking of time, I don't really have enough to vet a new romance read so I walked into a bookstore, headed for the mystery section, read a few back covers, and otherwise (aside from checking POV—gotta be 1st for me) went in blind, something I can’t do with romance. 

    Maybe it’s because it’s been a while since I’ve picked up a novel for leisure, yet alone a mystery/suspense, but this one wasn’t like how I remembered them. The formula was different. Or maybe times have finally changed. Regardless, I had no intent to start writing reviews again. I got into that [reviews and blogging] for fun, but it became more like work, and a time suck which ate into more important priorities. Women have enough unpaid labor in the world, so I took a break. (*glances at the time stamp on the last post*) Okay a long break. But here I am again. I finished the book and my fingers were itching on the laptop keys. Some girls just have itches we gotta scratch. Mine is words. So here goes.  With this long of an introduction, I’ll try to make it quick. (But that’s probably a lie.)

4.5 Stars

You Shouldn’t Have Come Here was on a table in between the mystery section and the romance section. Was it a romantic suspense? I pondered even as I neared the last quarter of the novel.

Or was it gonna be a suspense thriller? 

It’s suspense for sure with a theme of things are not as they seem.

The mystery is in the genre, and it’s a slow build mystery, one that simmers longer than Grace’s brussels sprouts or Calvin’s hotdogs and beans. There are hints of menace in the background as our dual first-person narrators explore their push and pull relationship that has an expiration date, always front and center in their minds as well as the readers as the book sections count down the days of her stay.

Do they overcome their obstacles and ride off into the metaphorical sunset? Only the final pages would tell so I’ll dance around this a little more. Besides, I was getting ahead of myself.

Grace Evans threw a dart at a map and booked her yearly vacation at an Airbnb ranch in Wyoming. Before she even gets there, the creepy encounters begin. And they only continue to pile up once she’s settled in. Are they coincidences? Or simply Grace’s nagging paranoia? She is a fish out of water, a NYC banker in the remote west where wild animals outnumber the people in population. But the locals aren’t short on problems. There’s Calvin’s brother who has as many hang-ups and resentments as he has had drinks. As well as Calvin’s pseudo mother and wanna-be girlfriend, both of which aren’t subtle with their opinion that an outsider like Grace doesn’t belong.

Grace certainly experiences some culture shock as her host’s friends, family, and nature begin crawling out of the woodwork. As does a lot of new vacation experiences that aren’t exactly Instagram worthy.  But she mostly takes it in stride, projecting her cool city confidence with this insular crew.

I gotta admit, I’m not sure if the author intended for some of the drama that ensues to be humorous or not, but I got a kick out of it while I played armchair detective and psychologist, analyzing which characters might be psychos and which might only be small town crazy.  As a result, it kept me turning pages.  I was also torn between wanting to see Grace and Calvin emerge unscathed and get together (the romantic in me) and wanting a good twisted thriller (the horror movie fan in me).

There’s, of course, the business with the missing girl, which makes the Sheriff a frequent guest even if he’s not booking a reservation.  And what skeletons are lurking in everybody’s guarded past?

All I’m gonna say is that the novel delivers the promised twists. And while I considered most possibilities, I was still surprised at the ultimate reveals.  I want to praise not just the execution of the ending, but also the way it broke the mold. There are enough helpless heroines in literature, and thankfully Grace isn’t one of them. A one-time feminist literary theory student, I closed the book with a sense of satisfaction. Though I’ll admit, I craved a bonus chapter with Dubois’s reaction. This would make a good limited-episode binge-watch Netflix kind of movie.

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*Title purchased from Barnes & Noble. All reviews written by Book-Bosomed Book Blog are honest opinions.