4.25 Stars
It’s Halloween night
and having broken up with her boyfriend the previous Christmas, Holly Martin is in
costume at a bar waiting for her blind date. Enter Matthew Daniels, a physician’s
assistant, meeting his brothers for drinks after a long day in the ER. In
scrubs, Holly mistakes him as her blind date and Mathew, having not had sex in
17 months, 6 days, 11 hours, and 43 minutes, battles with his conscious, or
more specifically his peen, over whether to correct this case of mistaken identity
or go with the flow. Peen pushes him in the right direction, and it turns out this
is Holly’s lucky break. Her real date is a real jerk, and Matty is quite the
nerdy prince. For all the ladies sick of
the manwhore type, this read’s for you. Matthew is an all round good guy.
Told via Holly and
Matthew’s alternating first person POV, The
Two-Night One-Night Stand is a cute romantic comedy. The pair have their
fair share of mishaps in their journey from a one night stand to a dating relationship. Alcohol is not always Holly’s best friend…
“It’s official, the combination of white wine and Fireball is the equivalent to female Viagra.”
And the “Peen-nut
gallery” does not always act in Matty’s best interest.
“I think I hear Peen laugh at me. This is his fault. I blame him for hoarding most of the blood supply, leaving my brain depleted.”
Matty’s conversations
with his penis were a humorous addition to this light-hearted tale. If you’re
looking for the kind of romantic read that puts a smile on your face, this is
definitely one to 1-click.
“Happy HallowPEEN!”
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